Latter Day Boogie Woogie

The valley, nine times

The Salt Lake Valley drawn entirely from elevation — and then what happens to it depending on what we do next.

Nothing on these was drawn by hand. Every line is a contour, from public elevation data. The only choice made was where to put the water.

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What happens if we act

The ground as it is, the first year of work, and fifty years on.

The Salt Lake Valley rendered from elevation data as it is today, with the Great Salt Lake at its current low level.
Nowearth and water · the ground as it is
The same valley in year one, with new waterline construction shown.
Year onean excavator and a change in the law · 277 mi of new waterline
The same valley in year fifty, with the lake restored to a higher level and a much longer shoreline.
Year fiftythe lake at grandpa’s mark · 600 mi of shoreline

What the lake becomes

Three futures for the water itself.

The lake rendered healthy and blue, with industry still operating around it.
The second boomstill blue · still working · the most profitable ring yet
The lake rendered in the colours its own salinity produces, from blue through pink to purple.
The pretty onecolour is the last instrument · nobody dyed anything
The lake rendered nearly gone, reduced to a single canal, marina and pool.
The dead lakeone canal · one marina · one pool

The colours in the middle panel are not decoration. They are what the water actually does at each salinity — green algae under three percent, brine shrimp through the neon band, Dunaliella salina and its beta-carotene at pink, haloarchaea arriving at lavender. Colour is the last instrument the lake has left, and it is already using it.

And what happens if it comes back further than anyone plans for

Not a forecast. The same contour data, asked a different question.

The valley with the lake at 4,230 feet of elevation.
4,230 ftnobody calls it a flood
The valley with the lake at 4,300 feet of elevation, reaching into the city.
4,300 ftthe beach on 9th
The valley with the water at 4,553 feet, the ancient Lake Bonneville shoreline.
4,553 ftthe head of the angel

That last line is not imaginary either. It is the Bonneville shoreline — the bench the lake cut for itself the last time it was that big, and the reason there is a flat terrace running the length of this valley that everybody built their nicest streets along.

What came out of it

Drawing this raised a question the drawing could not answer, so three draft bills came out of the same work. They are here for anyone who wants them, and they were published in order to be corrected.

Spurs pays farms to convert, and builds the plant that lets them

The state pays the capital cost of converting an irrigated acre, lends the rest at three percent, and leases the freed water instream to the lake. It never names a crop.

And it builds what conversion actually needs — a chiller, a cooler, a licensed small-scale butcher, and a route with a van — co-operatively owned by the farms it serves.

A 500-acre alfalfa outfit puts 80 acres into pasture and produce, dries the other 420, and clears $107,383 a year against the $47,250 it makes now. Two and a quarter times the money on sixteen percent of the water, and the family is still on the ground. It rides on $152 million the state already appropriated and has not spent.

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Dust a floor on evaporation — and no farmer pays

Water in, water out, and your water bill. In minus out is what evaporated. If your bill already covers it at the commercial rate you owe nothing; if it does not, the difference goes to the lake.

It charges only metered users, so unmetered agricultural diversion is outside it entirely — that is deliberate and it is printed on the page. Farms are handled by Spurs, with money instead of a charge.

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Never Trust Polished Boots data centres — nothing banned, evaporation priced

A siting ordinance. Reject your heat to rock, bring water in from outside the basin, or catch your steam and return it — and pay nothing. Evaporate basin water and pay the commercial rate; evaporate treated drinking water and pay the household rate.

Every acre-foot evaporated funds ten to twenty-one acre-feet of freed farm water through the transition programme. A single 20 MW facility destroys about 256 acre-feet a year and pays for two to five thousand. It does not save the lake on its own — it guarantees data centres are not the thing that kills it.

It also puts the building below ground and leaves what happens on top to the town.

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The package how the three fit together

One sentence

We already set the money aside, here is how it pays for itself, and nobody who cannot measure their water gets charged for it.

The division of labour

instrumentdoeslives in
Spursbuilds the cold chain — chiller, cooler, butcher, distribution — co-operatively owned, and pays farmers to convert73-10g amends
Dustcharges a floor on evaporative loss, metered users only73-32 Part 4 enacts
Polished Bootssiting conditions for thermal load facilities — water priced, building conditioned54-26 Part 10 enacts

How they interlock

Boots installs the meter. Dust reads it. Spurs spends the money. The connection between Boots and Dust is measurement; the connection between Dust and Spurs is a general appropriation, not a rebate.

⭐ That distinction is deliberate. West Lynn Creamery v. Healy (1994) struck a charge whose proceeds were returned to the class that paid it. Here the payers are metered industrial users and the recipients are unmetered farms — different groups, no rebate, no neutralisation.

Why three bills and not one

Utah Constitution Art. VI §22 — single subject. A water charge, data-centre siting conditions and an agricultural appropriation in one instrument is the shape that draws a single-subject challenge. Three separate bills is the safer architecture, and we would like that judgement checked.

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VEXI the business plan, and the pipe

The bills say what the law should be. This says who pays for it and why they would want to. The first ask is a gravity battery — five hundred feet of head, two ponds, and a hall below grade. Nothing that needs a place in a queue or a decade to clear.

Compute pays for the rest. The grid connection, the fibre, the pipeline, the greenhouse and the park are all paid for by the machines in the hall, inside two years.

And then the pipe

One station is a battery. A line of them is a corridor — and a corridor that lifts water uphill is a pipe that pays for itself on the way. You never propose a pipeline. You propose a bypass that keeps through-traffic off downtown, and the trench being dug anyway carries water, sewer, fibre and power.

Ending the megadrought is the side effect, not the pitch. Moving the water, and charging it a few degrees for whoever needed it at crop temperature anyway.

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None of this was drafted by a lawyer. It was drafted by a layman with machine assistance against the live Utah Code, and it is going to a law school clinic to be corrected. The ask there is the same as the ask here: bring the bill, or bring a correction to it.

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